Tales of the tainted wood.

As I crawled out of bed all naturally, I felt a draft. It made me giggle as it reminded me of the time Julio and his wet sperpent traveled into my deep dark moist cave filled with cobwebs. Sadly, I haven’t been active in that department for several years. As Julio’s serpent made its way into my “moist cave”, I felt the heat rush into my breast and tingle as I watched Julio swung his hips in an awkward motion. He has a good body and good hips; he might last 50 years with me over the counter top table of my kitchen of course. *wink* He would pound me the same way I would pound meat for hamburgers. It was also just as tasty! Even our buns were toasted from all the hot oven lovin'.

Sadly three weeks later, I caught Julio with the milk man. I should have suspected something when he never left jizz juice on my chest. I would have been more pissed off but they allowed me to film their time together. Now I have $300 from selling the videos on the web. I invested that money into S&M clothing - I love my brand spankin' new PVC suit. I shave myself in the summer so the suit sticks real good. Julio would shave too. He would leave his huevo splash all over my sink. At first I saw chin hair, but it was rather long to be facial hair that’s when I started questioning Julio’s sexuality.

Later that month I went to a loofah convention, that’s where I met Fran. She was a butchy as can be but I loved everything about her starting from her fake drawn on moustache to her Turkish musk that would radiate from her pits in the summer. She told me she was a man and she whipped out whipped cream and strawberries. To my surprise I had myself a banana split, and yes I didn’t even need a real banana. Thanks Fran, you doll.