Natasha Yurp

Hello dear lay a’bouts and pixie stick sniffers.We all touch ourselves in many ways, however it be emotionally, or even….physically, I am not afraid to say it how it is. If you suck, I will remind you that you suck like a hooker on all fours. I have a messed up mind of a nymphomaniac partially due to my exposure to catholic school (with the uniform with the skirts and stuff). Life was not always easy on the streets I had to fight for a slice of bread, and a can of corn. The only weapon I had to defend myself was a rusty spork, that had seen to many battles. There was even a time I was invited to a joust. To my surprise we had no horses we had motorcycles and we used machetes instead of lances, I almost lost my arm.